So Mariah Carey is Mrs. Nick Cannon? Did anyone see that one coming? Maybe, it’s because Mariah has been the poster child for the single, fabulous woman since her split from Tommy Mottola or maybe it’s because Nick’s fame is on a whole different planet of fame as hers so it’s rare that a thought would contain both their names in relation to each other for any reason, but I would’ve given the likelihood of those two hooking-up to be slim to the 12th of never. Perhaps I’m wrong though. I mean they have the whole ‘Demi and Ashton/opposites attract’ thing going, right?
Let’s look at what they have in common:
1. She sings; he tries to sing
2. He’s funny; she likes to laugh
3. He’s been in movies; she’s been in…Glitter…
Um, I got nothing guys.
Honestly though, I truly wish the extraordinary Mimi well in her marriage to Nick. And please, for the love of gossip, could we get some details on their tropical wedding?!! ‘Cause I don’t care how spur on the moment that wedding was, you know it was dazzling from the flowers to the china. Am I the only one who could totally see her in a white mini-dress and stilettos walking down the aisle? Only she could make that work
