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sparklesweetie · #1 01-13-2006, 01:37 AM

I need a gift for the bachlorette party this weekend. The invite says something "naughty". Now here's the problem....she's not a girly girl by any means. She's not into lingerie, and her and her FH have, um, a lot of "toys" already. (Lol, can you tell we're not shy?) I can not for the life of me think of what else I could get her. Whatever it is, I have to get it tomorrow, lol. I did buy her shower gift tonight though, so that's taken care of.
What do you ladies think?

Marge129 · #2 01-13-2006, 01:53 AM

Well... do you know exactly what type of toys they already have? You could get them a new gadget or something. Personally I'd get her a strap on or something as a joke. But that's just me and I'm sick like that.

What about porn? Does she like porn? Jill Kelly (the poster I showed you) is always nice.

Her DVDs "100% Jill" and "Lipstick" are some of our favorites (wow, I'm sure ya'll are learning WAY more about me than you EVER wanted to know... sorry).

Ooooooorrrrr... flavored lotions, potions, etc. Or a game (just not the one called "Between the Sheets" I can't figure it out for the life of me).

Hmmm..... I'm sure I'll think of more. Just give me time.

Marge129 · #3 01-13-2006, 01:59 AM

God... I just re-read my post. No wonder I'm pregnant!

sparklesweetie · #4 01-13-2006, 02:09 AM

Lol, you know, I'm not really sure about the porn. Oooh....maybe the game Dirty Minds? That game is hilarious!! Damn, why can't Shelbyville have good stores where I can get this stuff...

breezy · #5 01-13-2006, 02:42 AM

Gosh if you had longer I saw these today
customizedgirls.com they had a cute tank and boy short that said "xxx's new wife"

If you are the least creative you could put together a great picnic basket....
Massage oil (can make your own with canola oil, and if you want scented add a scented oil) a massager, a bottle of wine (don't forget the corkscrew) and a small blanket (or rubber sheet) or .... what ever you think they might like.

what about a gift certificate to a local hot tubbin' place?

I have also seen it done, were people get a HUGE gift bag, a laundry hamper or some other large container. They then get rope and clothpins. Every foot or so they use the clothespin to attach another gift with a note.
Somethings like ice trays (for all the cooling down you two will need), batteries, (for all the toys you will burn up) a beanie hat (gotta make sure my friends "cover it") those cheesy handcuffs they have out right now ( cuz we know you are marring a "bad boy").... you get the idea

fallbride · #6 01-13-2006, 03:11 AM

what about some massage lotions! KY has that warming lotion in stores. You could make a little "kit".... massgae oils... feather.... blind fold..... stuff like that.

cru5h · #7 01-13-2006, 03:41 AM

Hit the naughty area in Spencer's?

Complicated Woman · #8 01-13-2006, 03:54 AM

Do you know which toys they have? If not, there are some that are one time use only that you could get...I'm thinking like the "screaming O" or something like that. Or lotions, flavored powders, etc etc...all these suggestions and I'm a VIRGIN!!!! Ahhhhhhh! For petes sake, talk about irony.

sparklesweetie · #9 01-13-2006, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Complicated Woman

Do you know which toys they have? If not, there are some that are one time use only that you could get...I'm thinking like the "screaming O" or something like that. Or lotions, flavored powders, etc etc...all these suggestions and I'm a VIRGIN!!!! Ahhhhhhh! For petes sake, talk about irony.

@ CW. You're too funny. And the naughty area in Spencer's would be fine, but it's a good 45 mins. from here. I'm going to be on a time crunch tomorrow (which is my fault, I know) b/c I have to pack and pack up stuff in the bedroom that's being done this weekend. I'll have to see if there's a store in Franklin, it's a little bit closer. I do appreciate all your ideas though. Keep 'em coming.

Marrying_the_Good_Husband · #10 01-13-2006, 02:17 PM

You're cute, CW! You know more than I do--have no idea what that product is you mentioned!

@ Margie, too! "No wonder I'm pregnant..." Too funny!

Marge129 · #11 01-13-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Marrying_the_Good_Husband

have no idea what that product is you mentioned!

If I were to take a guess... I'd say the "screaming O" is a vibrator.

Kim&Bob2004 · #12 01-14-2006, 01:18 AM

CW, to funny, not only a virgin but a preacher! LOL Oh my gosh.

Ideas: How about a gift card to a "naughty" store. We have Lovers Package around here and I think they have gift cards. A game is a great idea, we bought one last month as a christmas gift for each other and spent about an hour one night before we gave up and took it into the bedroom. There are hot wax candles which most people don't have, creams and lotions. Fancy lubes, edibles, and as Margie mentioned movies. ( Margie! LOL).

Let us know what you get!

Jacqueline · #13 01-14-2006, 10:45 AM

you could always lookinto the bondage side of thing like a cat and nine tails or something along those lines

Complicated Woman · #14 01-14-2006, 04:36 PM

LOL, I know, girls, I know. Preachers are people, too.

A married friend told me about this website that sells sex toys and is geared toward Christian married couples b/c they have no pornographic material or dildos shaped like real life porn stars(ETA: I would have NEVER thought of that!)...they're also lacking in anything REALLY kinky...here's the link...(should this be in classifieds? I've never ordered, so I'm not recommending, just sharing the link)...http://www.book22.com/