How often have you worn a new pair of shoes that outlast the joy of their cosmetic enhancements and compliments to your wardrobe after fifteen minutes? Why, because the distracting notion of ripping them off your feet occurs about every 30 seconds. Are you having fun with your new shoes yet? Or is the discomfort they are causing making you very irritable on your wedding day? These are definitely rhetorical questions that you do not want to be asking yourself when walking down the aisle or several hours later when you are about to step onto the dance floor for your first dance.